The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to see through bones.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Find Waldo

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!