The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!