The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!