The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to eat waffles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!