The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!