the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!