The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!