The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!