The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Grass eating

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!