The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!