- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit shards of glass

Power to always have exact change.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

the power to get STD's

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power of asdfgh

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to play a flute with your ass

the power to get really mad.

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

the power to fail any test you want

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to levitate mustard.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers