The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!