The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to see through pastry..

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!