The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a black president

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to have a power

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to bleed

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!