The power to die at will.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!