The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!