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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of love

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to only drink liquids

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!