The ability to have no abilities.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!