Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!