The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!