The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to vote

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!