power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!