the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!