The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!