the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to fart inwards.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!