The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to get STD's

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!