the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to send future you crazy

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to live through torture.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!