The power to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!