Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to not have power

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!