The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a human

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to walk through air.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to ride a bike

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!