The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to snore.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!