The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to be phone

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!