The power to spell backwards.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!