The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to sense cheese.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to taste your own spit

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have a power

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!