The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!