The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!