The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!