The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be a human

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!