The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!