The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!