The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!