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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!