The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!