The power to be buried at sea

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have a power

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!