the power to get really mad.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to die at will.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!