-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!