The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!