To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!