TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!