the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!